If you camp without full hook-ups

I will be forced to call the honey wagon to suck up all our crap

In order for crap sucker to do it's job, I have to move my car, where it's convenient for me

Then the owner of the campground will have to bring his tractor down

Pulling my truck out will leave ugly marks in his lawn

Plow down ugly ruts

Make it even uglier?

So sorry!