Things were going too good

The rule in our house is if things are going too good, something bad is about to happen. And don't they usually come in threes?
One:
When the light is red, I must stop or Johnny law will follow me.
Two:
Finally after seven years of me asking, is that rack gonna hold that tool box? I have my answer. For seven years it will.
Three: What I like to see in my rear view mirror:

And what I don't.

The bike is supposed to be standing on the trailer, not taking a nap.

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