Monday, February 26

Benefit of Becoming a Texan

1) No longer have to file state income tax in a state that we didn't earn income in

2) No longer have to file a form asking if I'm competent enough to homeschool my children, or in my case, illegally not file

3) Can now start saying ya'll instead of you guys

Please tell me there are more.

1 comment:

Schuyler said...

You can wear a 10 gallon hat and fewer people will laugh at you? Maybe you'd get to vote for Richard "Kinky" Friedman for governor in the next election?

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